From Vice Versa Magazine, published by Lisa Ben.
WINDOW SHOPPING
I saw you, stroling down the street together.
“Two girls out shopping,” smug Convention said.
Convention is at times so unobserving,
Convention overlooked the carefree tred
Of steps aimed toward pursuit of happiness
Rather than mundane errands; did not spy
The intertwining of slim, gentle fingers,
The furtive glances, half bold, yet half shy.
Your touseled, unbound tresses intermingled
As you both bent close, apparently to stare
At dresses in the windows. (Those same windows
Reflected two ecstatic faces there!)
No, Convention did not see, she would have frowned.
But I saw, and my heart was deeply moved
As I recalled my days of gay romancing.
I smiled and wished you well, for I approved.
Grumpy Cat.
Yahoo is trying to buy tumblr. Reblog if you are against this!
Fuck off, Yahoo. Nobody even likes you.
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MY DASH IS 90% EMMA WATSON AND IT’S THE WORST/BEST THING EVER.
Photograph by Michael Thompson
Emma Watson (in Chanel) at the Cannes Film Festival premiere of The Bling Ring, May 16th
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thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
Over-Educated Problems
but the costuming is so historically inaccurate
The armour is from oddly mixed locations and periods..
Exactly what kind of Native American tribe is this suppose to be?
The subtitles on your foreign bad guys aren’t what they’re actually saying.
That didn’t happen for another two years…
THAT OBJECT IS NOT FLAMMABLE
BUT THE VOLCANO WOULDN’T HAVE ERUPTED THAT QUICKLY WTF
JUST BECAUSE A SNAKE IS MOVING DOESN’T MEAN THAT IT’S RATTLING THAT’S NOT EVEN A RATTLESNAKE GOD DAMN.
THOSE AREN’T THE RIGHT FANGS THAT’S NOT WHERE THE TONGUE GOES THEY DON’T MAKE THAT NOISE THAT IS A CAT HISS THAT’S MADE OUT OF LIKE 3 SPECIES THAT ISN’T HOW HEAT PITS WORK THEY CAN’T DO THAT WITH THEIR TONGUE HOW DO YOU GET SOMETHING THAT IS JUST A HEAD ON A BODY SO WRONG
tigers don’t yowl like cats goddamn that bird does not make that noise YOU CANNOT TALK TO EACH OTHER WHILE YOU’RE FREEFALLING AT TERMINAL VELOCITY SHOOTING AT A PARKED CAR DOES NOT MAKE IT EXPLODE THAT PIECE OF WOOD IS LIKE ONE CENTIMETRE THICK IT”S NOT GOING TO STOP A BULLET
WOMEN DIDN’T HAVE HIGHLIGHTS IN THE 1700S
If I hear a redtail hawk scream used for a bald eagle ONE MORE TIME, I SWEAR TO GOD
You can’t outrun the pyroclastic flow of a volcanic eruption!
Especially not the pyroclastic flow of a supervolcanic eruption of the yellowstone caldera!
Especially not in half of a burning RV!
Perseus was not the son of Zeus, he was the son of Posiden!
YOU CAN’T JUST ARGUE POLICY IN FRONT OF A JUDGE/JURY YOU NEED SOME ACTUAL LAW/EVIDENCE TO WIN YOUR CASE JEEZ.
