Customer: Do you have any books on the dark arts?
Me: …No.
Customer: Do you have any idea where I could find some?
Me: Why don’t you try Knockturn Alley?
Customer: Where’s that?
Me: Oh, the centre of London.
Customer: Thanks, I’ll keep my eyes peeled for it.
“Do you have any books on the history of the Ukranian sewage system?”
True story.
Also: “Do you have the book Moa’s Last Dancer”
I laughed in her face. Like full, high volume, hysterical laughter.
(Source: fabula)
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