These people know me really well.
I had my 21st last night. It was awesome. I got many wonderful presents (many of which had owls on them, which I love). One of which was a box lined with ripped up pages from bad fantasy romance novels. In the box:
The stuff in the box represents my “lipstick feminism.” Books and makeup. I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
My personal favourite, however, was this one, also in the box:
This book, is like the uber-conservative handbook. According to the back, it might even turn me into a “red-blooded conservative” (as opposed to my blood now, which is black, as befits my evil baby-killing heart).
What is so awesome about it, as you can see from the cover, is that my friends have annotated it. As an example, the contents pages:
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. There is writing all over this thing. IT IS AMAZING. Also there’s room for me to write stuff.
So, johnnysnotmyname and imallamaturkeyfish, thank you. THANK YOU SO MUCH!
